You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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