i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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