i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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