Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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