This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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