i jhust puked up my retainher.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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