you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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