Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Two words: nipple clamps
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