I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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