their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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