How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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