after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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