a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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