am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I touched a dick in church today
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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