butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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