so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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