fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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