Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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