no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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