yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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