Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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