no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Randomize
