wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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