You surviving the open bar?
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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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