Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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