you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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