Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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