I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You don't make any sense
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