This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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