"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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