Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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