What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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