we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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