Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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