i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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