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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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