i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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