u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
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