Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i dont even know how to be here
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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