How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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