If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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