I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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