just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
