I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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