That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
bring money and cleavage
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
