I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
