im drinking this country out of the recession.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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