I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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