Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I fill condoms, not promises.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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