Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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